So, this is probably my first non Sam/Dean fic that has both Sam and Dean in it, lol.
This is the result of writer's block mixed with too much coffee and someone saying the word crazy...and maybe some real life experiences.
I feel I should warn you that this was written in about half an hour.
I apologize for the lack of cut, but my brain isn't exactly working right now and it's only 549 words, so....you can hate me if you want.
It’s Not Easy Being Related to Someone Stupider than You
He’d been sitting there for God only knew how long trying to write his last English essay, ever. And trying really was the key word, because he hadn’t written a damn thing yet, not even his name. That’s how Dean found him, staring, okay well more like glaring, at the blank piece of paper in front of him.
“Hey, you okay?” Dean asked his voice lit up with amusement tinted curiosity. The problem was Sam most definitely was not okay.
“It’s mocking me.” Sam stated flatly, not taking his eyes off this terrible new foe.
“What’s mocking you?” Dean, always with the stupid questions, couldn’t he see the paper laying there grinning up at him like a piece of paper that grins?
“The paper. It’s just sitting there, and it’s laughing at me.” Sam explained to his obviously retarded brother with the air of one who is speaking to the mentally challenged.
“I’m sure it’s not.” The “its paper” was silent, but there none the less. Dean didn’t believe him, not that that was a new development, but still! He was being mocked by paper, and quite possibly losing his mind, the least his brother could do was pretend to believe, or care.
“No, it is. I swear I heard it! It’s laughing at me because I can’t write anything.” Sam glanced up at Dean with big, desperate doe eyes, if Dean was going to pretend he didn’t care than Sam was going to whip out the puppy dog eyes. Dean was a sucker for those. How do you think Sam learned to drive at the ripe age of ten?
“Alright, how long have you been sitting here?” Just like Dean to make this Sam’s fault, at least only his eyes were smiling now. Fucker.
“I don’t know, maybe seven hours.” Sam had to check the annoying as Hell clock above his desk to come up with even a vague time frame.
“Okay, that’s enough for one day.” Was Dean serious? He couldn’t just up and walk away, giving up was not an option.
“No! If I leave it’ll win. It can’t win!” Sam shouted and turned frightened, wide eyes to Dean. He had to understand, he just had to.
“Are you drunk?” Dean actually sounded incredulous, like he honestly thought Sam would get drunk while doing homework. Yeah, that would happen the day the Impala turned into a bright pink convertible.
“No. I’m being mocked by a piece of paper.” Sam was sort of starting to get really pissed off now. Maybe Dean actually was retarded. Some say too much head trauma will do that.
“And what, that makes your brain leak all over the floor?” He was surprised Dean didn’t look down to make sure there wasn’t a puddle under Sam’s chair, judging by the look his stupid, smug face.
“You try being laughed at by an inanimate object all day and see how sane you are.” Sam wished he had two sets of eyes so he could glare a hole into the paper and give Dean bitch face number four, which clearly stated how mentally inadequate his brother was, at the same time.
“Point taken,” Huh, who knew Dean even knew what an inanimate object was?
Sorry I wasted your time, if you even made this far.